Twitter is a Social Network. Try to use some non-marketing tweets in between to get a discussion going….

Some “new” Tweet Suggestions:

QUOTES
- Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There’s nothing there. –William Shatner as Denny Crane
- Those who do not like you fall into one of two catergories: the stupid and the envious. –James Spader as Alan Shore
- It’s fun being me. Isn’t it fun being you? –William Shatner as Denny Crane
- I’m a man of principles… or not.. depends really on the situation. –James Spader as Alan Shore
- Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. -Jay Leno
- I went into a McDonald’s and said, I’d like some fries. The girl at the counter said, Would you like some fries with that? -Jay Leno
- If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. -Jay Leno
-he New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. -Jay Leno
- Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. -Sarah Jessica Parker
- Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can. -Kim Cattrall
- Can you really forgive if you can’t forget? -Sarah Jessica Parker
- Who cares what you are just enjoy it! – Kim Cattrall

FOUR PART TWEET
- I thought a thought that I thought I had thought……
- but the thought that I had thought wasnt the thought that I had thought I had thought…
- …so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.
- My head hurts.

Here are some older Tweet suggestions:

GOALS
- It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
- The greatest dreams are always unrealistic.
- You must have long-range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short-range failures.
- Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.
- The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
- We’re still not where we’re going, but we’re not where we were.
- Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.
- The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible – and achieve it, generation after generation.
- As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
- If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time.
- Vision without action is a daydream. Action with without vision is a nightmare.
- When the horse is dead, get off.
- If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
- Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
- Life’s problems wouldn’t be called hurdles if there wasn’t a way to get over them.

PERSEVERANCE
- The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won’t.
- The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
- When the world says, Give up, Hope whispers, Try it one more time.
- When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
- The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.
- Fall seven times, stand up eight.
- Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.
- If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
- He conquers who endures.
- Stubbornly persist, and you will find that the limits of your stubbornness go well beyond the stubbornness of your limits.
- You can’t go through life quitting everything. If you’re going to achieve anything, you’ve got to stick with something.

DO SOMETHING
- I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. ~John Locke
- Well done is better than well said.
- Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out.
- After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.
- The shortest answer is doing.
- Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
- Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
- A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain.
- An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.
- Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.
- Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.

QUOTES:
- You must be the change you wish to see in the world. ~Mahatma Ghandi
- Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. ~William James
- A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle
- Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. ~Mother Teresa
- Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. ~Albert Einstein

GOALS:
- The reason you may never reach your goals is because you don’t seriously consider them as believable or achievable.
- Winners can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them.
- Our goals can only be reached with a plan, a fervent belief and vigorous action. There is no other route to success.
- When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, then we truly live life.
- You must have long term goals to keep you from being frustrated by short term failures.
- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
- If you don’t know what harbor you’re sailing to, then no wind is the right wind.
- Choosing a goal and sticking to it changes everything.
- Goals determine what you’re going to be.
- Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success.
- Progress has little to do with speed, but much to do with direction.
- It takes a person with a mission to succeed.
- Set your goals high, and don’t stop until you get there.
- Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.
- Your dreams are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life.

FOR A SMILE
- Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking.
- I plan to live forever. So far, so good!
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.
- On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
- On your mark, get set, go away!
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
- My drinking team has a bowling problem.
- Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
- I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- Liberal Arts major: will think for food.
- Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
- I didn’t climb all the way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
- What we need is a patch for stupidity!
- Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!
- I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
- If you can’t read this, thank the teacher’s union.
- I have a degree in Liberal Arts – do you want fries with that?
- Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
- If you were born again, would you have two bellybuttons?
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
- Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
- The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.
- There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
- I’m supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?
- Chaos, panic, and disorder – my work here is done.
- Is it time for your medication or mine?
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither is government policy.
- God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

JUST THE FACTS
- The odds are 1 in 582 that you will be injured in a traffic accident due to driver distraction. – The Week Magazine
- Niger (Africa) has the world’s highest fertility rate – 7.1 children per mother. – Newsweek, 10/19/09
- By 2040, 40% of Japan’s population will be senior citizens. – Newsweek
- On average (in July 2009), there are six job seekers for each job opening in the United States. – Fortune
- Americans; odds are 1 in 40 that you’re currently in the U.S. criminal justice system (incarcerated, parole, or probation)
- Unmarried women now account for 40% of births. – Newsweek
- 47% of all U.S. households will owe no federal income tax in 2009. – The Week Magazine
- Prostitutes in Chicago, Illinois are more likely to have sex with a police officer than be arrested by one. – Newsweek
- 22,000 Americans die annually because they lack health insurance. – Newsweek
- The United States is the only developed nation where medical bankruptcies occur. – Newsweek

Motivational Quotes
- You never get a second chance to make a good first impression. –Unknown
- An open mind opens doors. –Unknown
- Above all else, never think you’re not good enough. –Anthony Trollope
- Do what you will, always. –Dave Matthews Band
- Think happy thoughts and you can fly. –Peter Pan
- Yes, you can be a dreamer and a doer too, if you will remove one word from your vocabulary: impossible. –Unknown
- I will not follow where the path may lead, but I will go where there is no path, and I will leave a trail. –Muriel Strade
- Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. –Robert F. Kennedy
- I would rather make my name than inherit it. –W.M. Thackeray
- I don’t know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know who his grandson will be. –Abraham Lincoln
- Do not miss the purpose of this life, and do not wait for circumstance to mold or change your fate. –Ella Wheeler Wilcox
- Your day will go the way the corners of your mouth turn. –Unknown
- Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. –Henry David Thoreau
- A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do! –Walter Bagehot
- You can sit around and wait for the good things to happen to you, or you can go out and make them happen. –Unknown
- It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. –Taylor Benson

HUMOROUS QUOTES
- He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire. -Truman Capote on Mick Jagger
- Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. -Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando
- Spielberg isn’t a filmmaker, he’s a confectioner. -Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg
- It’s like kissing Hitler. -Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe
- I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was – an Arctic region covered with ice. -Steve Martin
- Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? -Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol
- I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. -Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
- If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough. -Mario Andretti.
- Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. -Don Schula.
- Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse. -Richard Sasuly.
- Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. -Jim Murray.
- Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it’s much more serious than that. -Bill Shankly. .
- Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious. -Alan Winter.
- Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. -Muhammad Ali.
- It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf. -Henry Aaron. .
- Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country. -Ian Rush.
- If at first you don’t succeed… So much for skydiving. -Henry Youngman.
- If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you. -Paul Newman.
- In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. -Yakov Smirnoff.
- I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won. -Muhammad Ali.
- One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. -Jeffrey Bernard.
- Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. -Billy Connolly.
- Winning isn’t everything: It’s the only thing. -Vincent Lombardi.
- I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elaine Boosler
- I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. -Gilda Radner
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Marion Pearson
- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
- The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. -Alfred Hitchcock.
- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. -Peter O’Toole.
- This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. -Clint Eastwood.
- I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth–even if it costs him his job. -Samuel Goldwyn.
- Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk? -H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
- In Hollywood, if you don’t have happiness you send out for it. -Rex Reed.
- Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. -Billy Wilder.